COMEDIAN Julian Clary will be performing two shows in Somerset next year.

He has announced he is to return to stages across the UK for a brand new 2019 tour, titled Born To Mince.

Julian will be bringing his new show to The Octagon in Yeovil on May 23 and The Playhouse Theatre on May 24.

In this outrageously camp new show, (he was going to call ‘Bed Knobs and Knee Pads’ but was advised might not sell too well in Harrogate), renowned homosexual Julian Clary will bare his soul as never before in the interests of light entertainment.

On the announcement of the tour, Julian said, “Are you ready for some filth? I know I am. It’s been a while since I sallied forth to pleasure the provinces with my particular brand of saucy innuendo. Let me at them!”

He’ll murder some well-known songs along the way, no doubt, read you a sneak preview from his next memoir ‘A Night At the Lubricant’ and make withering remarks about punters foolish enough to sit in the front row. You know the kind of thing. It’s the only life he knows. Don’t miss out.

This might well be the final mince…

Tickets for the show at the Octagon Theatre in Yeovil can be bought online at octagon-theatre.co.uk or call 01935 422 884.

For the Playhouse Theatre buy online at parkwoodtheatres.co.uk or call 01934 645 544.