WE all have to pay our taxes, but some people will try it on to avoid coughing up the full amount.

HM Revenue and Customs has fielded some strange expenses claims by people trying to cut their bills, including glamorous holidays, luxury watches and even Friday nights out.

HMRC has released a list of the most outlandish claims - in an attempt to deter customers from making similar claims.

1. Holiday flights to the Caribbean.

2. Luxury watches as Christmas gifts for staff - from a company with no employees.

3. International flights for dental treatment ahead of business meetings.

4. Pet food for a Shih Tzu ‘guard dog’.

5. Armani jeans as protective clothing for painter and decorator.

6. Cost of regular Friday night ‘bonding sessions’ - running into thousands of pounds.

7. Underwear - for personal use.

8. A garden shed for private use - plus the costs of the space it takes up in the garden.

9. Betting slips.

10. Caravan rental for the Easter weekend.

The expenses claims were all, not surprisingly, all rejected.

Ruth Owen, HMRC Director General of Customer Services, said: “Year after year we receive a number of ludicrous expense claims, ranging from international holiday flights to expensive designer clothing, which we would never uphold.

"Why should the honest taxpayer pick up the bill for others? HMRC will only accept those claims which are genuine, such as legitimate travel expenses or the cost of tools for the job.

“The seven day countdown to the January 31 Self Assessment deadline is now on. Don’t delay and risk a penalty, the time to submit your tax return is now.”